Martinis And Mammograms

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

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iwasthewong:

House of Pies.
A tribute to Ben Schwartz— one of my favourite guests on Scott Aukerman’s Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Available on my Society6.

iwasthewong:

House of Pies.

A tribute to Ben Schwartz— one of my favourite guests on Scott Aukerman’s Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Available on my Society6.

(Source: iamthewong)

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

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nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

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kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

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innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

This happening to me right now…

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belligerently:

Abbi: Bevers, I swear to god that better be ER
Bevers: It was The Good Wife.
Abbi: You have a way tainting everything I love.